Dick Drainers: Alex Chance – Black Ass Kisses Are The Best Way To Welcome New Neighbors

Alex Chance is a very friendly girl. There’s a reason she’s been voted employee of the month so many times at work. She’s always so bubbly, always willing to lend a helping hand.

She’s also a hit with the neighbors, always so friendly and helpful, with a kind word for everyone. Alex makes it a point to know all her neighbors names once they move in. She’s the president of the unofficial welcoming committee! She makes it her mission to make the neighbors feel right at home and as comfortable as possible!

So it’s no surprise to Alex when some new neighbors move in. She usually keeps an eye out for that kind of thing, and she noticed the “For Sale” sign go down a while ago on the house next door. But what IS surprising is that the new neighbors are black. And they’ve got a son. A young…athletic…very good looking son. Alex audibly gasps when she see’s him for the first time!